Today, I saw a dog walking down the street, holding its own leash in its mouth while the owner walked alongside him. I asked the owner if it was because the dog was a good doggo, and he said the dog was a _very_ good doggo.

(I remain conflicted by the owner's lack of respect for the intention of the leash law, but I can confirm that the dog did seem to be a very good doggo, so I won't hold his owner's laziness against him.)